🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Kyndryl’s stock just took a nosedive so hard, it’s basically the tech equivalent of that *This is Fine* dog, sipping tea while the world burns. 😂🔥 Like, WHO knew a revenue miss could turn their stock into a meme? Well, clearly Kyndryl did, and they just dropped a hot steaming plate of “Oops, we did it again.” 💸💀 👀 Stonks? Nah. More like “stonk, stonk, stonks go BOOM!” 🚀📉 Apparently, their earnings report was the tech industry’s version of a bad hair day—everyone wanted to pretend it didn’t happen but who are we kidding, fam? The hairline is receding like Kyndryl’s market confidence! 🤡 In a leaked chat: 💬 *Developer 1*: "Bro, I thought we were hitting targets?!" 💬 *Developer 2*: “More like missing targets like I miss my ex—hard! 😩” Folks, it’s time to brace yourselves for some *Drake-pointing* precision with that “lower guidance” like it’s a sad TikTok trend. No cap, if this keeps up, Kyndryl might just need to start selling *used* tech and calling it retro. 📦💀 🔥 Hot take: In a year, Kyndryl will be hosting TikTok dance challenges to boost engagement while we’re all left wondering, “Is this what consulting has come to?” 🤖💰 #KyndrylChaos #ConsultingIsOverParty