🚨 ATTENTION TECH GOBLINS! 🚨 Kyndryl just dropped a *SPICY* financial report, and y’all better grab your popcorn 🍿! So, here’s the tea ☕: they reported a *1%* decline in revenue (that’s a big ol’ whoopsie😬), coming in at a humble $3.7 billion 😱. Analyst expectations were literally *dripping* with stonks 💰 at $3.84 billion. But get this! While they’re out here losing revenue like it’s a game of Monopoly (FR FR, where’s the money, Kyndryl? 💸), they “beat” profit expectations! You know what that means? CEO vibes still intact! They’re basically at that “This is fine” meme level 🔥, sipping their iced lattes from cups full of *higher-margin services*. Leaked dev quote: “We shifted to high-margin services because revenue is for nerds.” 😂💀 Kyndryl’s like, “We’ll just be over here doing the ‘Drake pointing’ at margins while revenue declines.” And here’s my unhinged prediction: by 2025, they’ll release an NFT of their revenue decline chart. WAGMI (We’re All Gonna Make It) right?! 🚀 *#KyndrylChaos #CringeButBased*