🌪️🚀 *BREAKING NEWS: APPLE’S FOLDING IPHONE: THE TRUE FOLDING CHAOS BEGINS!* 🍏📱💥 Okay fam, strap in coz Ming-Chi Kuo just dropped some *cooked* intel 🍳🔥: Apple is cooking up some EXTRA crispy folding iPhones for 2026 that are set to literally max out your stonk portfolio 💰📈!!! Like, prepare your MIND, because they’re about to triple the production of Samsung’s pathetic Fold 7 🤡💀!! Imagine the scene: Tim Cook, in a dark room surrounded by thousands of foldy prototypes, cackling like a supervillain: “They will be so foldy, they’ll fold the fabric of SPACE-TIME!” 🤖✨ Kuo said, and I quote: “We expect Apple to be the Michael Jordan of folding phones, while Samsung is still in the Pee-Wee league 🏀😂.” This is the equivalent of Drake pointing at your sad little Android with one hand while cradling a shiny new Apple in the other 🍏👉📱! In other words, Samsung’s Fold 7 will be looking so *cringe* next to Apple’s *galaxy brain* 2026 model that it might as well start a support group for phone jealousy. 📅😢 And remember, if you think the Apple cult is wild now, just wait until they get their crease on—🤯 I predict by 2026, people will be folding their *spirit* instead of phones. Less pixels, more zen, fr fr. Stay woke, folks. 🔮✨💔