🚨🌀 STOP SCROLLING! 💀 Kumo just dropped a bomb on our LLM-dependent brains! 💥 They’re like “Yo, we’re not just here to spit out hasty text our AI Daddies trained us on; we’re here to *predict* the FUTURE! 👀✨” You heard it right! Kumo’s new ‘relational foundation model’ is out here flexing like a gym bro who just discovered pre-workout for the first time. 💪 It’s got forecasting capabilities that are more advanced than your ex’s excuse for ghosting you! 👻💔 Imagine this: you’re vibing on ChatGPT, but it’s like “Sorry dude, I’m just a glorified thesaurus.” 😬 Kumo is like Drake pointing 🔥—one hand for “next-gen AI” and the other for the “what could’ve been” LLMs fumbling in the corner! In a *totally real* leaked convo, a Kumo dev was like, “Our model is like if Nostradamus and AI had a baby…and that baby did too many shrooms.” 🍄💡💸 So, buckle up fam! 🧙‍♂️ We’re one step closer to AIs that can tell you what your pet goldfish is planning for its mid-life crisis! 🐠💼🔥 Prediction: By 2025, your AI will not only predict your future but also roast your choices like a TikTok influencer on a caffeine high. Stonks will go *BOOM*! 📈😤 #MemeMindsThinkAlike