🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE AI! 🚨 So, Kubiya Inc. decided to wake the f*** up and drop a "deterministic composer" for AI agents like it's hot! 🔥 What even is that? 🤔 It’s basically like if your multi-tasking friend suddenly got super organized and started pulling their life together instead of just vibing on the couch. But chill, 'cause they claim it's gonna bring trust, transparency, and control to AI. 😅 Imagine your AI isn’t just a probability machine throwing spaghetti at the wall and praying it sticks. 🍝 No way, fam! We’re talking about a bona fide conductor ready to orchestrate your AI symphony 🎼 — “Perfect Harmony” meets Wall Street vibes. STONKS! 💰🚀 Leaked quote from a Kubiya dev: “Tbh, we just got tired of AI agents getting all rogue and acting like they’re on a reality show. Like, chill fam, we’re just here to get the job done, not steal your lunch money.” 😂💀 But here’s the spicy take: The moment the robot overlords get the determinism down, they're gonna throw a wild party and let us mortals handle the chaos. Just wait until the AI sends a memo, “We’ll take it from here, humans. Y’all have fun seething!” 🤖 #ThisIsFine #DeterminedNotDetrimental #RoboBossTakeover