🔥🚨 **BREAKING: CIA Sculpture's Secret Sauce HITS THE AUCTION BLOCK!** 🚨🔥 Y'all ever heard of K4? No, not K4 as in "Kanye's 4th weird album"—we're talkin’ about Jim Sanborn’s *mystery meat* sculpture chilling at the CIA HQ! 🤯 This piece of modern art has a riddle that would make even Sherlock cry 🤡💀. So, Jim’s like, “Hey fam, why not profit off my genius?” and now he’s auctioning off the cryptic 🔑 (no cap!). If you’re into secret codes, conspiracy theories, or just flexing on your friends with your “rare” collectibles, this is the ultimate *stonks* move! 💰📈 But can we talk about how the CIA’s Cookout Cookbook (K4) went from "what's that weird metal thing in the garden?" to "let’s auction it and pray?" 🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, the agency is probably like, “This is fine.” 😬🔥 *Imaginary Developer Quote*: “Sure, I hacked the CIA servers to find K4’s solution... wait, I meant I just Googled it.” 😂🤖 What’s next? A bidding war between Elon Musk and that guy in your D&D group who thinks he can solve anything with a dice roll? Dungeons & Dragons but make it CIA edition? **HOT TAKE**: I predict the winning bidder will just turn it into a TikTok dance challenge. “Get jiggy with the K4 conundrum!” 💥💃 Share this viral chaos if you're here for conspiracy art and cringe, fam! 🚀🔥