🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Kristen Wiig is selling GLITTER KITTY LITTER, and I can't find my brain!! 🤯💩✨ Imagine hearing “pretty glitter kitty litter” and thinking, “This is either a masterpiece or I’m stuck in the Twilight Zone.” 😱🍿 So, the ad is for *Gabby’s Dollhouse: The Movie*, and let me tell ya, Gabby and her grandma Gigi are vibing in Cat Francisco™. But then—plot twist!—Kristen Wiig, aka the eccentric cat lady who bottles her glitter dreams and markets them as cat poop, swoops in like “I’m making these *stonks* climb!” 📈💰 🎭 *Leaked* developer chat like: 🧑🏻‍💻 Developer 1: "So we’re literally marketing glitter cat litter?" 🧑🏾‍💻 Developer 2: "Yeah, fr fr, pass me the memes and let the chaos reign!” 🔥 I mean, we’ve gone from smart homes to glittery cat latrines!!! What’s next? Cuddly robot litter trays that *meow* and spit out fortune cookie fortunes? 🤖💥 I'm here for it! And listen closely: any movie starring glittery litter is destined to become the next cult classic. Mark my words, in 2025, we’ll all be quoting “Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me” while littering our floors, and I’m HERE for the chaos! 🥳💀💥 #GlitterKittyLitterIsLife