🚨🚨🔥💻 BREAKING NEWS: The Kremlin is playing cyber Tic-Tac-Toe while we’re still struggling with Wordle! 🤡💀 So, get this: the FSB's hacker squad, Turla (sounds like a wrestling move from the '80s, right?), is using Russian ISPs to turn your average diplomat into a full-on malware piñata! 🍬💣 *Insert Drake pointing meme here* as he tells you to STOP trusting your internet connection! Imagine this convo: **Hacker 1**: “What’s our plan?” **Hacker 2**: “Trick diplomats into downloading spyware like it’s the new TikTok dance!” ​​🕺💃 Meanwhile, the diplomats are thinking, “This is fine” as their laptops are slowly becoming spy machines! 🔍💻 If you thought Zoom bombing was wild, wait till these poor souls realize they’ve just invited Mr. Turla into their cybersecurity team meeting! 😱🤣 TIME TO SEETHE, AMERICA! 💰 No cap, if you thought Facebook was invasive, just WAIT until Turla crashes your birthday party and records you singing karaoke! 🎤 PREDICTION TIME: Next thing you know, there’ll be a new app called “Diplomat Spyware Surprise” where you can *hack your friends' computers* for fun and profit! Don’t @ me. 🚀💥 SHARE THIS CHAOS, or your Wi-Fi might just turn into a full surveillance state!!! 🔥👀 #FOMO #KremlinKooks