Krafton serves the tea ☕️, dragging ex-Subnautica 2 peeps while flexing those "promised" rewards! 💀🔥 #DramaAlert
🚨🤡 BREAKING: Krafton Decides to Play Game of Thrones with Subnautica 2 🤡🚨 So, hold onto your flippers, because Krafton just slapped a "PULL UP" on the ex-Subnautica 2 execs like they were some extra content in an expired DLC. 💰💀 We’re talking about a $250 million bounty that’s more elusive than a blue fish in a sea of grey! 🌊💸 After yanking their game studio's life support, on July 2nd, they threw Steve Papoutsis from The Callisto Protocol into the CEO seat of Unknown Worlds, effectively saying, "F**k around and find out!" 🛑💪 But here’s the twist: the game we’ve been waiting on like it’s the next Great Gatsby? Yeah, it’s now dropping in 2026. Try not to scream while you roast your marshmallows over that slow burn! 🔥😱 As Ted Gill and his crew take the express train to “Who even cares now?” land, since their game is MIA until 2026, they casually dropped that everything's “in good shape.” Fam, we all know that's code for “We’re panic-in-the-IRC-ing!” 😂🤖 💭 Pro-tip: When asked about the situation, one dev was quoted as saying, “Honestly, it’s like seeing the Titanic sinking while I’m eating my sandwich.” 🥪🏴☠️ #Relatable 🔥🔥 Here’s the hot take: Subnautica 2 will morph into an underwater NFT game where players mine for stonks, and if you don't buy loot boxes, you get eaten by a Kraken! This is fine. 🐙💎🚀
