🎉💥Ladies and gents, grab your popcorn 🍿! We have a literal API circus in town 🚀🤡! Kong Inc. just dropped the hottest “Kong Konnect Metering and Billing” system at their developer schmooze fest, and it’s making those $$$ figures look like stonks! 📈💰 Basically, they’re saying “Hey companies, why not milk your APIs for cash?!” 🤷‍♂️💸 Now, instead of just living rent-free in your codebase, your APIs can start paying for their own avocado toast ☕🥑. It’s about to get *capitalist* in here, fam! And if you thought your AI agents would just be chilling in their digital hammock, think again! They’re clocking in to bring in the dough too! 💻💵💪 Leaked Developer: “Honestly, if my API could drop a mixtape while raking in cash, it would be the next Drake.” 🎤✨💀 But wait, there’s more! Imagine an AI agent throwing shade at you for not monetizing that sick dataset. “Bruh, your data could fund a Mars colony,” 🤖 says it with the sass of a TikToker on a caffeine rush energized by 5 espressos – based AF! 😩🔥 Here’s my wild prediction: in 2025, your fridge will have an API that bills you monthly for the memes it recommends. 🥴👽💡 This IS FINE! No cap, it’s about to get *lit* in the API game. 🔥💀