🚨 BREAKING: The Data Sharing Revolution is HERE! 🚨 So, listen up fam! Komodo Health and Snowflake are out here serving us *open-table formats* like it's the new TikTok dance trend! 💃🕺 Forget bland spreadsheets; we’re talking Apache Iceberg sweeping through like it’s Summer 2024! 🌊❄️ SiliconANGLE surveyed so-called *enterprise customers* (aka the corporate suit army) and guess what? They’re ALL in! 😂 It’s like when Drake said “No” to the clunky old ways of sharing data. 🙅‍♂️📊 Leaked chat from a stressed developer: "I just want to share data without feeling like I’m assembling IKEA furniture with missing parts!" 🔧📦 So why are these companies so hyped about open-table formats? Because interoperability is the new black, baby! 🚀 Stonks 📈 in the data world, no cap! But hey, if you're still using those outdated formats, it's literally cringe. 🤦‍♂️💀 Time to get with the program or get left in the dust! This is fine... NOT! 🔥 My unhinged prediction? In 2025, we’ll be sharing data via holographic projections and virtual reality. If you're not ready for that, fr fr just log out. 👽🔮 #DataIsTheNewGold #OpenTableGang #TechSavvyOrBeCringe ✌️💰