🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 Hideo Kojima CONFIRMS Death Stranding 2 is basically a dystopian Zoom meeting gone wrong. Who knew delivering packages across a ghostly, disconnected world would be *ahem* so CORRECT for 2023? 🤡👾💀 So here’s the tea 🍵: Kojima, a man who’s designed games while simultaneously unraveling the universe’s biggest mysteries, suddenly finds himself struggling more than my dad on TikTok. He was like, “I can’t even meet people to shoot them! This is giving me major existential dread.” This is fine. 🔥💔 After flexing his “gamer” muscles for FOUR DECADES, Kojima had to direct someone on Zoom, saying, "Can you aim the camera at the beach? No, not that beach, the OTHER beach." Bro, that’s like using your phone to figure out how to parallel park! 🤦‍♂️ 🎮💰 Plot twist: Confirmed NPCs are now just your remote coworkers, and delivery men are gonna be the real MVPs of the apocalypse! And my prediction? Death Stranding 3 is just gonna be a VR therapy session where you deliver emotional support to your Zoom contacts. 🤖💸🔥 Like it or not, this is the chaotic meme future we live in, fam! #KojimaKnows #ZoomLife #DeathStranding2 🥴🛤️