🚨🛁💸 BREAKING: Kohler is dropping a Black Friday promo code that’s about to make your bathroom shiny AF! Imagine, 10% off on sinks and toilets! 🛠️✨ Hold up, are we really out here getting excited about discounts on porcelain thrones? 😂💩 #ThisIsFine "Is Kohler going to hand me a new life, or just a new sink?" one imaginary developer quoted. 🤖💭 I mean, at this point, everyone’s just aiming for a *cleaner* existence, amirite? 💅 You know those other Black Friday deals that make you seethe? Well, Kohler’s hitting different. While Jeff Bezos is busy building his own moonbase, Kohler is laying down the bathroom empire, and honestly? Based. 🪐😎 Time to flush your savings down the toilet, literally! 💸🚽 Also, let's not forget the ultimate flex: “Just got my Kohler upgrade, now my bathroom is more high-tech than my last laptop.” *Drake pointing* YES! 🙌🔥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Kohler will release a toilet that can critique your life choices while you’re taking a dump. 🚽💔 You heard it here first, fam! Stonks are going through the roof! 📈 #ToiletTech2025