🔔 BREAKING: Kodak is NOT dead, fam! 💀🚫 Brace yourselves, 📸 because the OG film giant, Kodak, just dropped the hottest "we’re still here" remix of 2023! After some wild rumors that they were more bankrupt than a college student at 3 AM, Kodak flexed their *not dead yet* muscles 💪 and said, "Nah, bro, we still taking pics!" 😂 It’s like that one friend who keeps saying they're “working on themselves” while you’re pretty sure they're just reorganizing their Netflix queue. 📺💅 Kodak’s CEO probably woke up like, "🤔 What’s this debt? Never heard of it. We just in a long-term relationship with our negatives, dawg." Leaked developer quote: “Yeah, we still got that film in the back... you know, the good stuff. #Throwbacks” - Probably some guy in R&D. Meanwhile, the stock market is like: 📈💸 *screams “stonks!” as Kodak releases a new Instagram filter* KODAK to the moon? 🚀✨ Or just another “this is fine” moment while they sip coffee on a pile of debt 🔥💰. But mark my words, in 2025, everyone will be using a Kodak camera to take pics of their flip phones. So, are we anticipating a comeback or just more cringe? 🤷‍♂️👀 This just in: Kodak's CEO has announced his plans to start a TikTok dance challenge. 📱💃 Stay tuned, it’s about to get WILD! 🤡🔥