🚨📚 BRO, KOBOS GOT A REMOTE NOW?! 📚🚨 No cap, this is the biggest plot twist since we learned that Steve Jobs once used a flip phone! Kobo just dropped a new remote for their e-readers that lets you turn pages faster than I can finish my ramen 🍜💨. That's right, folks! 🙌 You can now turn a page while you're busy juggling a cat and cooking last night’s pizza like a total G. 🎉🎤 Kobo's remote features? 🔥 You can pause audiobooks, play ‘em, and basically feel like the king of multitasking. But seriously, who even asked for this? 💀 It’s like if I told you I'm launching a lawsuit against my couch for “not being supportive enough.” Also, it’s got a wrist strap, so now you can whip it out like a ninja—because nothing says "I'm living my best life" like a dude in a sweat-stained tank top juggling page turns and life decisions! 🥴🚀 Leaked dev quote: "It's basically for people too lazy to pick up their e-reader. But hey, stonks!" 💰💯 In conclusion: Don’t sleep on this! Kobo's remote is a major flex, and I’m here for it... just don’t let Amazon catch wind or they'll drop their own version that also serves lattes. ☕🔮 Hot take: Next, they'll drop an e-reader that reads *to* you! Get ready for the future where even *reading* is obsolete! 🤖📖💥