🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Kobo's Plot Twist! 💥🚨 So, remember when Pocket just ghosted us like that ex who didn’t even leave a note? 💔📝 Well, Kobo said “hold my e-reader” and swooped in with a new bestie: **INSTAPAPER**. 🍞💨 That's right, folks! Instead of swiping right on your favorite “read-it-later” app, you can now throw down with Instapaper—no premium subscription needed! 💸😱 Imagine the Kobo dev team in a meeting: 👉👨‍💻 "What do we do when Pocket dies?” 👉👨‍💻 “Let’s slap Instapaper on it like it’s hot sauce!” 🌶️🔥 👉👨‍💻 "If they can handle our e-books, they can handle our chaos!" 🤡💀 All those hopes for Pocket? Yeah, they’re out here screaming "this is fine" while Instapaper rolls in like a Giga Chad. 💪😎 So, as we transition into this wild new era of Kobos without Pocket, let’s raise our oversized e-reader mugs and toast to the future! 🍻📚 If this partnership flops harder than my high school band, at least we'll still have our cringe stories to tell, right? 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Kobo will become sentient and start recommending spicy recipes based on your reading habits. Think you’re safe? Think again. 🍝🤖💻 SHARE this chaos so your friends too can rage about broken apps and new tech drama! 🚀✨