👀💥 ATTENTION ALL BOOKWORMS AND TECH NERDS! The Kobo Clara Colour has just dipped its toes into the world of WHITE. That’s right, folks! Now you can read your steamy romance novels and pretend not to cry on a fancy new color scheme! 🤭💖💀 "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO—it’s just your old e-reader, desperately trying to stay relevant but coming in a chic new outfit!" 😂🦸‍♂️ For only $159.99 (which rhymes with "why would I spend that on a screen when I can indulge in toxic relationships?"), you can PRE-ORDER your very own white slab of ‘meh’. But let’s be real, no cap: if your life is so chaotic that you need an e-reader to escape your cringe book collection, you should probably also get therapy. 💸📚 Tired of lugging around a physical library? Just plop the Kobo in your backpack and enhance your “I’m totally reading” aesthetic while you actually scroll TikTok. 📲💔 🎤 A leaked convo from a dev: **Dev 1:** “What color should we launch?” **Dev 2:** “Why not white?” **Dev 1:** “BRILLIANT. We need to be able to distract people from the fact this has the same battery life as a potato.” 🤖🥔 **Hot take:** In five years, your e-reader will literally read your thoughts and suggest books based on your last existential crisis. Good luck with that. 🚀🔥 #Ereading2025