🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: Knox just secured a spicy $6.5M to throw some serious shade at Palantir in the federal compliance game! 💪💥 You read that right—these guys are ready to do battle in the heart of Uncle Sam's bureaucracy! 🇺🇸🤖 But hold up, fam! 😱 Before you start dreaming of digital freedom and unrestricted government contracts, let’s talk about the REAL tea ☕️: achieving that FedRAMP certification is like trying to make a TikTok dance with your mom. It takes, like, 3 years and costs more than your college tuition for a degree in “Procrastination” ($3M, to be exact) 😂💸. Imagine a developer at Knox be like: "Yo, I thought federal contracts were the big brain move, but this sh*t's starting to feel like a 5-star seethe 🤦‍♂️🔥." Meanwhile, Palantir's chilling with that Drake meme: “I’d rather be working on the new iPhone instead of this compliance mess” 😅📱. 📉 In conclusion? Brace yourselves, fam, because with Knox shaking things up like a meme lord with a new NFT, the next few years in government tech could be either *based* or *cringe*. 🔮💣 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, the government will hire meme lords as compliance officers. #stonks 💯👑