📈💰 HOLY STONKS, Y'ALL! Klarna's out here flexing harder than your cousin who just bought a Lambo after getting a job at IKEA! 🚀💪 I mean, it’s a big day for “buy now, pay later” vibes — because who doesn't love living in a perpetual state of debt? 😂💸 When Klarna (Sweden’s answer to everything you didn’t know you needed) dropped its IPO like it’s hot, it was like watching Drake flipping through TikTok 😂 — it opened at $52 and then just *POOF* to $1.4 billion like it’s a game of Monopoly! *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we’re just here for the memes. Stonks go up, and so do our caffeine intakes. #LivingThatStartupLife" ☕️🔥 Meanwhile, the stock price up 14.6% feels like everyone just collectively decided to ignore their credit card bills… AGAIN. This is fine (meme reference, pls don’t sue)! 😱🔥 📅**UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2030, Klarna will start offering “Buy Now, Pay Later” for basic necessities, and you’ll be paying off your avocado toast until retirement. 🤡💀 Get wrecked, boomer!