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Klarna flexinโ€™ a 25% revenue glow-up ๐Ÿ’ฐ but lost $53M like itโ€™s chill ๐Ÿ‘€ 2nd IPO attempt? #BrokeButBased ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’€

August 15, 2025
about 1 hour ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ธ BREAKING: Klarna is making waves, and itโ€™s not just their net loss sinking! ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ˜ฑ Our favorite Scandinavian buy now, pay later gangsters just reported a Q2 revenue score of *drumroll* $823 MILLION! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ”ฅ But wait... THEREโ€™S MORE! Their net loss also cranked up to $53 million, a whopping 194% jump! Talk about seethe city! ๐ŸŒ†๐Ÿ’€ Leaked developer quotes: "Bro, weโ€™re not just losing money, weโ€™re losing it *with style*! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€" But donโ€™t worry, theyโ€™re gearing up for another US IPO attempt after hitting snooze on their last one. ๐Ÿ˜ด To quote the legendary Drake: "Started from the bottom, now weโ€™re still at the bottom!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ Buy now, pay later? More like *buy now, cry later* ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’ณ! As Klarna rides the wave of โ€œWeโ€™re *totally* not a sinking ship, guys!โ€ v2.0 ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ’จ, the real question isโ€ฆ are we all just living in โ€œthis is fineโ€ dog meme territory? ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ”ฅ Unhinged Prediction: Klarna is about to launch a *new way* to pay for your overpriced avocado toast โ€“ just scan the QR code and sign your soul! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿž๐Ÿ’€ So, are you in or are you just gonna cope and seethe? ๐Ÿค–โšก๏ธ #Stonks #Cringe

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#Klarna#IPO#fintech#revenue growth#buy now pay later
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