🚨💔 BREAKING: Kioxia's stock just took a nosedive harder than my hopes for decent tech support! 😱💸 This Japanese memory chip wizard lost 14% of its value faster than you can say "Bain Capital is back at it again!" 🤡💥 So some peeps over at Bain decided “hey, let’s sell $2.1 billion worth of shares at a discount” like they’re hosting a Black Friday sale for stock! 🔥🤑 You just KNOW they were like Drake pointing at regular prices like, "Nah fam, let’s markdown these chips!" 😬👑 And guess what, this is def stoking the whole "AI valuations are scary" vibes! Like, what is this—an episode of *This Is Fine*? 🐶🔥 Some inside sources were hurtin’ so bad, reportedly mumbling: “We thought we’d be rolling in stonks, but now we’re just crying on our keyboards. 😭💻” But honestly, Kioxia, maybe just pivot to selling NFTs of your memory chips? That’s how we cope nowadays! ✨💀 Here’s my hot take: If Kioxia doesn't pivot to AI chips faster than a Zoom meeting, they may just become the next “remember them?” company in 2024! 🚀👀 So, who’s ready to YOLO their way into the next trend? Share this chaos, fam—let’s make Kioxia the meme we all need! 🤖💥