🌟 **BREAKING: Kioxia Goes FULL STONKS!** 📈💰 So, Kioxia just pulled a *major glow-up* on the stock market and their NAND storage is packing more heat than a summer day in Tokyo! 😱🔥 They’re talking about a **20% annual growth** like they're some kind of crystal ball prophets 🔮, but let’s be real, it’s the AI boom baby 👶🤖! *Big brain moves* are happening here! 💻 Imagine this convo over lunch at the developers' cafe: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Dude, Kioxia's stocks tripled, like, what are they eating? 🤔" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Fr fr, just a little NAND and AI and BOOM! 🚀🚀 They’re the new stonks meme!" 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “This is fine.” *🔥🔥* But wait, let's roast Kioxia a bit. Is this demand really sustainable??? 🤨 Cope, seethe, or whatever you gotta do, but if something breaks, you know they’ll blame it on “global supply chain challenges” like every other tech company. 🤡💀 🔥 **Unhinged Prediction Alert**: Kioxia will merge with AI to create a new life form – “KIOXIA AI: The Ultimate Data Overlord” – soon they’ll put us all to work storing their data! 😱 2024 is gonna be WILD, fam! 🌌💥 Get ready to invest in your future, or just invest in more meme stocks. No cap! 🚀💸