🚨📚🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Amazon JUST dropped a couple of new features on your Kindle that are about to change your procrastination game FOREVER! 💀🤖💰 Meet Story So Far & Ask This Book, the dynamic duo swooping in to save us from our own attention spans 💔💀. You ever open a book and forget what the heck you were reading? 🤔 Yeah, same. That’s where Story So Far struts in like “Fear not, dear reader!” It basically goes: “Hey, fam! You’ve been scrolling through TikTok for 3 nights straight 🤡🕺, here’s what the book was about before you got lost in the void!” It’s like your supportive friend yelling “stay on track, bro!” while you’re deep in the abyss of cat videos. This is fine. 😅🔥 Meanwhile, Ask This Book is here to remind you, “You can’t escape reality, but you can ask me goofy questions!” 🤔💬 It's basically the magic eight ball for your late-night existential crises. "Is this book worth my time?" *sips coffee nervously* And guess what? **Leaked developer quote:** “We made these features because readers can’t keep their eyes off their phones. 🤷‍♂️ We give up!” So buckle up for a new world where reading meets dopamine hit! 📖🚀 My prediction? BY 2025, we'll have a Kindle that talks back to us like we’re in a relationship. 🤖💔 Stonks go up as we prepare to seethe with regret for ignoring our Goodreads challenges! #KindleFOMO #ProcrastinationStation #ReadingIsFundamentalButSoIsMeming 📖💀🚀