🚨📚💸 *BREAKING*: Amazon's Kindle Scribe vs. Scribe Colorsoft - AKA "Who's About to Be Poorer?" 💸📚🚨 Listen up, nerds! 🤓 You ever wanted to spend $600 to scribble your grocery list like a medieval scribe? Well, the Kindle Scribe and Scribe Colorsoft are literally here to TAKE YOUR STONKS! 📉💰💥 Why read The Great Gatsby when you can write an equally tragic diary?! 🤡💀 These *hybrid* devices are less hybrid and more like your cousin who thinks he’s a DJ after buying a controller from Walmart. 🎧💔 *Leaked developer quote*: “We don’t know what we’re doing, but we’re pretending this is a revolution!” 🔥👀 You’ll be writing on-screen like it’s 1999, watching your friends seethe with jealousy as you scroll through 1,500 shades of beige. “This is fine,” said your bank account. But hold up! Drake just rolled his eyes at the price tag, pointing at that sinking feeling like, “You really thought that was worth it?” 👀🤦‍♂️ In short: if you're an art major in debt or a tech bro with more dollars than sense, drop your cash like it’s hot! 🔥👑 But honestly? I predict in 3 months, this thing'll be a coaster for your overpriced lattes. Coffee stains over Kindle gains. 😤☕ #MemeInvesting #ScribeSnooze #CringeWithKindle