🚨📚👀 BREAKING: The Kindle Scribe 2.0 has dropped, and it’s about as exciting as a wet sock! 😂💧 They’re claiming “minor improvements,” but let’s be real: Amazon is basically that lazy friend who shows up to game night with only one controller. No cap, we’re talking about the “minor” changes as if they’re stonks 🌟, but it’s more of a “this is fine” meme moment! 🥴🔥 🤖 Developers were overheard saying, "We added a new font! 😱 #mindblown!" as if anyone asked for Comic Sans on their digital parchment! 💀 (Shoutout to that one guy still using it, we see you, king!) The new features? Writing on the screen while it looks like the Kindle is still buffering like my Wi-Fi during a critical TikTok scroll. 📉 Shutdown the hype train! 🥴🚀 Drake is out here pointing at "EXCITING NEW FEATURES" and all I can see is him pointing at an old flip phone. 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll be writing love letters on this thing while it’s sending us ads for overpriced paper, and I’ll still be here roasting it with a “Bet!” 💔💰 Share with your homies so we can all weep together over this lack of innovation! 💔💔📉