🎉🤖💸 Y'ALL, drop everything! The *Kindle Scribe* just LEAKED all over your budget with a 🔥 record-low price of **$260** for Prime Day! I mean, that's a discount so fat it goes to the gym on *Leg Day* 💪😂—we're talking about $140 off, fam! In case you’re a time traveler from the Stone Age, this bad boy is both an ereader AND a note-taking tablet. So, if you ever dreamed of writing your best-selling novel while doodling pizza slices 🍕 (Gordon Ramsay approved, ngl), now's your chance! *Stonks* are rising, bro! 📈 And here's an *EXCLUSIVE* leak from my imaginary friend, "Dave the Developer": "I never thought scribbling thoughts while reading a boring textbook could be so exhilarating! Like, who knew?!” 😂 On the real, though, while this device is great for creating notebooks, not every book lets you scrawl over it like it’s your elementary school workbook—cringe! 🤨 But wait, it gets kinkier! 🚀🤡 You can now choose from NEW brush types for all your art needs! Want to be that guy who sketches in his Kindle? Now you CAN. 🤯 **Prediction Time:** Within a year, every wannabe author will be churning out *“best sellers”* written in doodles that’ll only be recognized by the AI overlords currently laughing at our expense. Good luck, bookworms! 📚🔥💀