🚨💥 Hold onto your smartphones, folks! The 🚀 eSIM apocalypse is upon us! A new SECURITY HOLE discovered in Kigen's eUICC cards just dropped the *biggest* “how to get hacked” tutorial since the last TikTok dance challenge!💀📱 You heard it here first: cyber ninjas at Security Explorations have found a way to make Billions (with a B) of IoT devices as exposed as a raw turkey in November! 🦃🔥 “If IoT was a body, we just found the unprotected *thighs*,” said an imaginary Kigen developer, definitely not sipping a latte while crying (no cap). ☕👀 Remember the Drake meme? Yeah, *this is fine* when your fridge is talking to hackers, fam! 😂💔 But Kigen's over here saying, "Hold my overpriced phone plan!" as the *stonks* emojis plumment. 📉💩 "Who needs security when you can have convenience, right?" 😅🤦‍♂️ In conclusion, my chaotic prediction is that by 2024, we’ll have *smart* refrigerators sending you breakup texts at 3 AM. 💔🥶 So, stay woke, and don't get hacked! It's 2024, not the Wild West! #EpicFail #GamerSavesTheDay 🕹️🔥