🚨🤡 BREAKING NEWS! Cough Syrup Gives Kids the Food Poisoning Experience! 🤢🍯💀 Hold up! 🛑 Did you hear about the latest drama in the kiddie pharmacy? Little Remedies Honey Cough Syrup just pulled a “surprise!” 🎉 This syrup wasn't just here to kick that cough to the curb; it decided to throw a foodborne illness party instead! 🎈💩 👶🧪🦠 That's right, fam! We’re talking about microbial contamination! YouTube influencers are out here pretending to care, while kids are just like, "Is this the new Fortnite dance?" 💃🎮 This ain’t just a *cough*, it’s a full-on “I can’t eat spaghetti ever again” type of deal! 🍝🤮 💰💥 You ever hear a company go from “Cough Relief” to “Food Poisoning DLC”? Stonks down, my dudes! 📉🔥 Leaked dev quote: “We thought honey would be sweet. Turns out, it’s just a reminder that life is fine, but this syrup sure ain’t!” 😭💔 Remember, if you start seeing symptoms like nausea or stomach cramps, or if your kid suddenly thinks they’re a Walking Dead extra, you might want to rewind and dump that syrup! 💀🚨 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, doctors will prescribe nothing but TikTok dances for coughs. No cap! Just bust a move and cough it out! 🤣🕺💊