🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: AI control just got a glow-up! 🌟 Meet Keycard, the freshly minted tech startup that's here to save us from rogue AIs and their chaotic vibes! 💀💻 I swear if they start farming the office plants for data next... 🪴😱 Just raised $38M (yeah, you read that right 💰) to manage AI agents like your mom manages the remote control - tightly and with zero tolerance for shenanigans! 💪😂 Led by Acrew Capital and some other big-shot investors (shoutout to a16z for dropping that $8M seed like it's a hot mixtape 🔥). Imagine AI management like an exclusive club where only the best bots get in! 🕶️💅 But, fr fr, is this just a fancy way of saying "Let's babysit Skynet"? 🤖😬 🎵 Leaked Developer Quote: "We wanted to keep AIs from leaking corporate secrets. But now I'm convinced they'll just leak meme stocks info instead. Stonks?! 🤷‍♂️💸" Friendly reminder: the next time your AI refuses to process that Excel file, just think... it might be at an exclusive Keycard party! 🎉🚀 Unhinged prediction: In 2030, we'll be negotiating with AIs daily while they demand avocado toast and a solid 401k. Welcome to the future! 🥑💥 This is just fine, right? 🔥🤣