🚨🎤 STOP RIGHT THERE! The queen of pop (and potential tech overlord) Kesha has just dropped the ultimate glow-up on us all! 🎉👑 Ladies and gentlemen, meet your new favorite CEO: Kesha! Yes, the same Kesha who once brushed her teeth with a bottle of Jack is now capitalizing on her vibes with an app called Smash! 💥💃 Can we just take a moment to appreciate this 180-degree pivot? 🧠✨ Imagine saying “Dude, I’m gonna make an app to help people express themselves!” and then BOOM—a pop star turned tech mogul. Like, fr fr, who knew Kesha was out here plotting on Silicon Valley? Kesha >>> Tim Cook. No cap. 💰🚀 🧑‍💻 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We were like, 'Can we make an app that’s as fun as a rave but also helps people find their inner CEO?' Kesha just laughed and said, 'Bet.'” 🤝💀 This is the ultimate flex! While other tech CEOs are out here giving us cringe vibes with their fake personalities (looking at you, Mark), Kesha's just vibing it out between singing and slaying the 1s and 0s. Honestly, just take my stonks now! 📈💸 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll all be downloading apps from future pop stars while they pull in more cash than your favorite top-level executives! Get ready for some galactic chaos, fam! 💫👽 #KeshaIsMyCEO