🚨💀👀 Hey fam, get ready for some unhinged IT drama that’ll have you saying “this is fine” while everything burns around you! 🔥💼 So, security experts are STILL crying over Kerberoasting like it’s last year’s meme 🤡. For TEN YEARS they’ve been trying to put a leash on this chaotic beast 🦁, only to discover the detection methods are as useful as a flip phone in 2023. Like, fr fr, we’re still relying on dusty heuristics and static rules? This is basically the tech equivalent of writing your password on a sticky note 😂✌️. 🎤🔥 "We just didn’t expect such intelligent attacks!” said some dev in my imagination 🗣️💭. Uhh, bro... it’s called evolution! Meanwhile, every hacker is out there like Drake in the "Know Yourself" meme, pointing and laughing at our security protocols. Hope you like your servers low-and-slow because those impotent defenses are gonna be sending false positives like it’s a teenage girl texting her crush 💔📱. Here’s a spicy hot take 🔥: the only way to stop Kerberoasting is to sell your IT soul to the cloud! ☁️💰 🤖 Good luck with that, fam. Now go roast someone in the comments! 🤷‍♂️✨📈 #Stonks #LMAO