🚨💥 BREAKING: Kamiwaza Just Did a Backflip into the Government's DMs! 💥🚨 So here’s the tea: Kamiwaza Corp. 🤖 has decided to throw its hat (more like a whole clown wig) into the government ring with its agentic solutions! Like, hold up—did they just drop a whole AI orchestration engine that’s all about “relationship-based authentication”? Sounds like some dating app for data. 💔💾 💰 They’re basically saying, “Hey Gov, here’s an accessibility solution so you can keep your snooze-fest SECURITIES compliant.” 🥱💤 Meanwhile, all we can think is: “Are you trying to date my data???” 🤡💔 But that’s not the kicker. 🙃 Nah, check out this leaked convo we "definitely" had with a Kamiwaza dev: 🦸‍♂️ Developer: “Honestly, we're just trying to make sure agents aren’t peeping at stuff they shouldn’t. Like, no cap, government privacy levels are on par with a toddler’s diary.” CRINGE ALERT! 🚨 I’m just picturing government agents getting thwarted by "Oops, wrong folder!" moments. 🔥 Hot Take: With all this agentic action, expect our governmental overlords to start using TikTok dances to verify your identity. The future is... *checks notes* 🤯 absolutely bonkers! Share if you think your data deserves a glow-up! 💀✨ #KamiwazaCrisis #AIOverlords