🚨BREAKING: Kaltura Goes FULL GERBIL MODE! 🚨💰💻 In a move that’s juicier than your aunt’s Thanksgiving turkey, 🎉 Kaltura just dropped $27 million on eSelf, a startup that screams “I’m a cool AI avatar, but also your new corporate overlord!” 👽🎤 Yeah, we see you, Snap AI creator, trying to flex with your tech-savvy magic – but Kaltura is scooping you up faster than a cat meme goes viral! 😼🔥 WHY? Because Kaltura wants to sprinkle some AI fairy dust on their enterprise video and learning tools. 🤯✨ It’s like giving a toddler a jetpack! 🚀 "What could possibly go wrong??" - Kaltura devs in their post-acquisition meeting, sipping on their overpriced lattes.💸☕ Meanwhile, corporate trainers are probably like: “THIS IS FINE.” 🐶🔥 As if shoveled fidget toys and overly dramatic virtual avatars can replace actual learning. Cringe level: 3000!! But wait, THIS JUST IN! Sources close to the situation (aka my imagination) say Kaltura's lead dev whispered, "Just imagine avatars leading team-building exercises," leading to all of us losing the will to work. 🤡💀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2030, we'll be training under AI avatars while they giggle at our PowerPoint fails. 👾 This is the dystopian future we signed up for, fam! 🥳💀🤖 SHARE if you’re ready for your new robot overlord!! 🚀💰 #Stonks #BasedNotCringe