🚨💰🚀 *BREAKING: Kalshi's NYC HQ is the New Time Machine on Election Night!* 💰🚀 Yo fam, you ever wished you could predict the future like a 5th dimensional wizard who gambles on democracy? Meet KALSHI: They clocked a jaw-dropping *$100 MILLION* in trades on election night. That's right, you CAN bet on the mayoral race now and if you’re wondering, yes, that’s more cash than your cousin spends on avocado toast in a month. 🥑💸 So picture this: Inside Kalshi's HQ, it's eerily calm. Tarek Mansour (co-founder and probably TIME LORD) is sipping a latte while they call the race for Mamdani a whopping *36 MINUTES* before the news outlets wake up and start hitting the snooze button. 💤 It's like they casually scooped CNN and NBC while still being able to scroll TikTok. Talk about stonks! 📈 Leaked quote from an imaginary developer: "*Bro, I opened the election results before my morning coffee and it was like seeing a galaxy brain meme – mind blown!*" 🤯✨ But let's be real, what’s next? 🧐 They’re gonna start betting on whether the sun will rise? 🌅 *My hot take:* By 2025, every vote will be NFT-ified and my grandma will be asking how to buy ‘tokenized democracy’ with DOGE. This is fine. 🔥💀 Share this chaos, fam! 🤡