🧙‍♂️✨ THIS JUST IN: EcoFlow has dropped a WIZARD'S HAT that charges your phone with SOLAR POWER, and I’m not entirely sure whether to throw a party or just scream “THIS IS FINE” into the void! 😱🔥🔥 So yeah, you can now embrace your inner Gandalf and collect solar energy straight from your dome 🪄☀️. They’re literally saying “Let there be light” while you’re just trying to swipe right on a date. But like... does your phone really need that much *unicorn magic*? 🦄📱 In a leaked convo, some dev said, “We wanted people to feel like real-life wizards; too bad it charges as slow as your grandma’s dial-up.” 😬💀 No cap, they're just screaming "stonks" as they pitch it to eco-weenies who think wearing this thing will somehow save the planet. 🌍💰 And don’t get me started on the looks. Are you going to a music festival or performing an exorcism? 🤡🔥🤷‍♂️ Like, Drake is out here pointing at you saying “I've seen worse fashion,” and he’s NOT wrong! Here’s the tea, fam: in 2024, we’re all gonna be walking around in wizard hats, charging our phones while still not being able to connect to the Internet. 🧙‍♀️🚀🔥 Mark my words – this is fine... or is it? *sips coffee nervously* 😂