🔥🚀 BREAKING NEWS from the USB-C UNDERWORLD! 🔌👀 So, folks, gather ‘round ‘cause we’ve got the latest *real* tech flex 🌊💅: my favorite USB-C accessory just leveled up like Mario hitting a power-up block! 🍄💥 Introducing the *Magnetic Power Meter Cable*! Now with more volts than your ex’s “I miss you” texts! 😤💔 For just $20 (literally the price of a fancy latte that won't even fix your existential crisis ☕💸), this lil' miracle can save your USB-C ports from the horrors of bad juju ⚡🙅‍♂️. 💬 *Leaked dev quote*: “Honestly, we just slapped a power meter on it ‘cause users kept crying about 'not knowing how much power they’re draining.' I mean, they are the same folks who leave their PS5 on 24/7, so...” - Tech Bro 🤓💥 Now you can watch your power drain faster than your motivation to work out! 🏋️‍♂️💀 *Using this cable feels like moving from "this is fine" 🔥🦆 to "Drake pointing" at your battery percentage like it’s a hot date!* But real talk, you know what’s the TRUTH? 🚨 This is just another way for the tech gods to keep us hooked. Next upgrade: USB-C cables that *literally* judge your life choices. 👀💔 Prediction: The year is 2025, and we’ll be negotiating USB-C cable contracts while our batteries self-destruct, delivering us into the fiery pits of tech despair. Don’t at me. 💅🔥💰💀