
๐บโ๏ธ Just when you thought tech was chill, Russian agencies got hit by "Cavalry Werewolf" ๐๐ #HorsePuns #CodeRed
๐จ๐บ๐ป BREAKING: CAVALRY WEREWOLF ATTACKS ARE UPON US! ๐ด๐โจ So, you thought your day would be boring? Well, saddle up, buttercup, โcause YoroTrooper's back in the saddle and they're bringing the *FUR-ocious* FoalShell and the *STALLY-onnnn* RAT to the party! ๐๐ฅ These hackers have been spotted ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ going full moon on the Russian public sector like itโs a full-on rager! BI.ZONE is leading the charge, tracking these cyber shenanigans under the name *Cavalry Werewolf* โ because why not name your malware like a bad 80s horror flick? ๐น๐ฟ In a leaked dev convo, one hacker said, "Bro, what if we just unleashed StallionRAT? Itโll be like โTHIS IS FINEโ but with more bite!" Meanwhile, another just said, "stonks!" as they high-fived over Zoom. ๐ฅ๐ค๐ค Meanwhile, other hacking clans like SturgeonPhisher and Silent Lynx are probably looking at this and going, โThese guys are just a bunch of *cringe* noobs!โ ๐คข๐ ๐ฅ๐ฐ So, whatโs next? I predict that soon weโll have a *Llama Trooper* targeting e-commerce websites with an Apache llama that not only steals your data but also your soul! ๐๐ด๐ซ Better lock it down, fam! #CavalryWerewolf #BasedHacking
