🚨🍏 *BREAKING NEWS: Apple Watch JUST GOT HEAVY* 🍏🚨 Forget everything you know about wrist-wearable tech because Apple just dropped the *new* Series 11, Ultra 3, and SE 3 — and let’s be real, they’re cooler than your last Zoom call! 🤯🔥 The SE 3 is here, starting at a *“totally reasonable”* $249, and lemme tell ya, it charges faster than your roommate after they miss the bus! ⚡️ No cap, this thing is like the Flash of smartwatches, getting 18 hours of battery life–cos it’s tired of your drama, fam! 💔 Developers were overheard saying, “We took features from the older models and shoved them into this one! Stonks!” 📈 (Disclaimer: we might have made that convo up, but it sounds about right! 😂) And let’s talk about that 5G speed—your memes will load faster than your ex can block you. 🤖💨 Is the Ultra 3 actually a tool for astronauts or just a fancy way to tell time? Trust me, NASA’s taking notes. 🚀👩‍🚀 And if you think these features will make your life easier, think again; all it does is remind you how lazy you are! This is fine. 🐶🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll have an Apple Watch that literally makes you breakfast. 🍳✨ *For the meme lords out there, the future is tragic-ly bright!* 💀👑