🚀🌌🌈 Buckle up, space nerds! 🚀🌌🌈 Vast is about to launch the Veronica's Closet of space stations—Haven-1! Yup, that’s right! We've got a commercial space station and it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry in zero gravity! 🤡💤 They dropped a VR fly-through of this metal taco floating in space, and guess what? It’s hosted by Vast’s Lead Astronaut! (aka the person who lost the “What’s Cooler? Space or VR?” debate.) 🤖💥 But hold up! You can enjoy this experience on Meta, Steam, and all those shiny Apple products, because we all know Apple users never get tired of spending a small fortune to look cool. 💰🍏 Here’s a leaked quote from a very high-ranking executive at Vast (no cap): “We’re just trying to find a way to monetize *literally* anything that glows in space.” 😂🔥 Meanwhile, everyone is still coping with the fact that space is the new hot tub—no one actually wants to go, but we all want to pretend we’re in an episode of The Expanse. 🌌✨ Hot take: In five years, we’re going to have VR space tourism where people are charging you $500 to watch them sit around doing nothing! It's gonna be a whole meme cataclysm, fr fr! 💀💫 #Stonks #Haven1OrHaven't #CringeSpace ✨👽👽