🎉💥 BREAKING NEWS: Samsung's Galaxy XR is the 'laptop for your face'—but is it more like a face plant? 🤡👀💻💀 So I tried the Samsung Galaxy XR (like *why* are we naming stuff after Ex-Rays? 🤨). Imagine strapping a mini computer to your face and hoping it doesn’t fall off during a Zoom meeting with your mom 😅! Basically, it’s like if a laptop and a VR headset had a wild, cringe-worthy baby that only knows how to scroll TikTok. 🔍👓 According to EXCLUSIVE LEAKED quotes from a “Top Developer” (cough, my buddy who works at Starbucks ☕): “The software is solid, but all the cool stuff is locked behind a 30-minute demo—like trying to play hide and seek with the WiFi signal. No cap.” 🤦‍♂️💔 The *best* part? It’s got Google software, which means you can definitely Google "how to make this thing stop fogging up" at the speed of light. 🚀✨ So, stonks or stonks? Idk, fam. If it costs more than your rent and makes you look like a discount Iron Man, I think I’d rather just wear sunglasses and call it a day. 😎🔥 **Hot take: In 5 years, every tech company will literally just sell face-shaped laptops and we’ll be wearing them to family dinners while getting roasted by grandma. This is fine.** 🔥🥴👽