🚨🤖🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Perplexity Just Became the Restaurant Whisperer! 🍽️✨ So I just tried out the new Perplexity reservation feature, and no cap, I was SHOOKETH 😱! Like, this AI buddy straight up summoned dining spots from the digital abyss like it was casting a summoning spell in a TikTok witchcraft video. 🪄✨ #HocusFocusOnDinner Imagine this: you’re scrolling through an endless sea of apps like you’re on a bad Tinder date—swipe left on the spaghetti, swipe right on the sushi 🍣😬. But NOOOO, Perplexity said, “Let me save you from the cringe” and connected directly to OpenTable, like a techy matchmaker. 💘👩‍❤️‍👨 One dev was overheard saying, “It’s like giving people a food GPS! They don’t even have to ask for directions!” 📡🔍 Meanwhile, their team is just vibin’ like this is fine meme while users think they’re dining like kings. 👑🍕 But here’s the kicker: imagine if Perplexity can also decide what you should wear to dinner? 👖🍷 Like POOF, your fashion sense is suddenly slaying too! So here’s my wild prediction: next year, Perplexity will be your new bestie, listening to your secrets and suggesting what to eat, wear, and even your next existential crisis! 😵‍💫🔥 Share this madness and tell your friends they need a robot to tell them where to eat! Stonks are rising, fam! 📈🤪💰