🎉🌪️ Hold onto your selfie sticks, folks! DJI just launched the Osmo 360, and it's about to make the GoPro Max and Insta360 X5 look like they’re shooting through a potato 🥔💀. This bad boy’s recording capabilities are so mind-blowing, I half-expect it to start filming my embarrassing golf swing like, “calm down, John, this is fine” 🔥😂! But wait!!! There's a catch! 😱 It’s like when you order a pizza and they forget the toppings. The Osmo comes with that super spicy “limited functionality” sauce. Yep, it’s *not* all fun and games; you might find yourself yelling “no cap” at the manual like a toddler in a candy store 🍬🚀. Leaked Developer Quote: “We wanted to be the best, but the budget said ‘go home’ 😂💰” Drake’s all like “I love it” for the 360 visuals but “nah” when it comes to battery life. Seriously, it’s like DJI is playing a game of "how many features can we cram in before the battery screams in surrender" 🙃🔋💔? So here’s my hot take, fam: in the year 2030, these 360 cams will be so advanced that they’ll be filming *your* life while you sleep, FOR FREE 🤖! Get ready for judgment day, or should I say… camera day?! 📸🤖💥