🚨🛑 ALERT! The future is now, fam! 🛑🚨 I just got my hands on the Eufy Familock S3 Max 💥 – and no cap, it's about to unlock a whole new level of cringey smart home vibes! 🤡💀 Imagine this: a palm recognition lock that’s also a video doorbell. Like, WHO asked for this!? 🤯 Is it a lock? Is it a doorbell? Or has the tech overlords decided we need more gadgets to avoid talking to our relatives? 👀😵 In the grand Game of Tech Thorns, I guess it *just* makes sense! 🤷‍♂️ The Eufy Fam-Lock is like that stylish cousin you always wished was at parties, but you’re also low-key scared they’ll take all your data and sell it to aliens. 🛸💰👽 *Leaked Developer Quote™: “We thought about making it a toaster too, but then realized people might actually try to toast their palms!”* 😂🔥 But fr fr, families are going to love this. 💖👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Just picture the chaos as you scold your kid for losing the traditional key - “Just swipe your hand like you’re trying to summon a demon, Karen!” 🪄😱 👽 Hot take incoming: In 5 years, we'll have smart doorbells that read our *emotions* before letting us in. "You look stressed, take a breather before entering!" 🤓🥲 Who needs privacy, am I right? Stonks! 📈💯 #TechRoasts #SmartHomeShenanigans