🚨BREAKING: I DITCHED MY PASSWORD AND NOW I’M A CYBERSECURITY GOD! 🔑💪 So, I decided to go full-on ninja mode and swap my Microsoft account password with a *drumroll* PASSKEY! 💥💻 But lemme tell you, this wasn’t just pressing “Enter” and praying to the tech gods 🙏⚡️—you actually gotta follow the rules, fam! Imagine your password is like that last slice of pizza 🍕—everyone wants it, and if you don’t guard it, it’s gone. But then I discovered passkeys and it's like I became the pizza 🍕 OVERRIDE! Like Drake pointing at regular ol’ passwords being cringe 🤢—sorry not sorry, Bill Gates! *Leaked Dev Quote*: “Bro, we’re just out here trying to make passwords as obsolete as floppy disks. Just beware of the step where you forget your backup keys! 🤡 💀” Plus, it’s like comparing stonks 📈 to your high school GPA—one’s gonna get you hired, the other’s just gonna send you into a spiral of despair! So, if you want to be a tech wizard 🧙‍♂️ and secure your Microsoft castle, do *NOT* skip the tutorial—unless you want your account to be as secure as a paper bag in a rainstorm. ☔️🔥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, passwords will be a distant memory, and the only way to log in will be by performing a TikTok dance. 💃🎶 Mark my words!