🚨📱 BREAKING NEWS: I TESTED THE GOOGLE PIXEL 10 AND MY iPHONE JUST SIGNED ITS OWN DEATH WARRANT 🔥💔 So, listen up fam! I took the plunge and tried the Google Pixel 10 for a WEEK. That’s seven days of pure emotional torture🤡. And honestly? I’m this close to taking my iPhone and launching it into the SUN! 💀☀️ First things first: it costs $799, which is basically the price of a small spaceship (or a decent used car) 🚀. And guess what? It doesn’t even FIX what isn't broken! Like, can we get an applause for innovation here? *crickets* 🙄. But lemme tell ya about those new AI features. It’s like Google threw a party and all the AI bots showed up, but they brought terrible snacks. “Here’s an algorithm to help you, but also here’s a cat video that will make you forget what you were doing,” 🤖😩. Some leaked dev quote from this weekend: “We don't know why it works, it just kinda does. 🤷‍♂️” No cap, they might just be winging it at this point and it’s a vibe. 😅 THE REAL TEA: If Google’s Pixel keeps flexin’ with those crispy photos and meme-ified AI, Apple better be prepping their “This is Fine” meme for their next keynote. 👀🔥 🔥🔥Hot take: in five years, your phone will come with an AI therapist to cope with how much life sucks because everyone switched to Pixel. No shade, just *facts*. ✨🚀💰 #GoogleVsApple #Pixel10 #TechDrama