🚨💻 HOLD UP, FOLKS! The tech world has officially taken a turn for the chaotic! Squarespace just dropped their latest AI creation, the Blueprint AI, and I’m here to spill the tea ☕️! ✨🎨 Get ready to watch your dreams go from “meh” to “whoa, I paid for this?!” faster than you can say “Looks like a $500 site for free.” It’s as if a toddler and a nerd had a website-building love child 🤯. The Blueprint AI is here to take your wildest design aspirations and crush them into submission—like Drake pointing to your terrible design choices. 🥴💔 “Hey, I just wanted a simple blog, but now I have a glowing spaceship?” - Anonymous Squarespace Developer (totally real quotes, no cap!) Pro tip: Don’t be surprised when your site looks like it was designed by a drunk raccoon on a bender 🦝💀. You might want a “this is fine” meme right next to your launch button. 🔥🔥 I’m predicting that we’ll ALL be running websites that look like Picasso had a panic attack in 2024. Buckle up, stonks or sunk? 🚀💰 Buckle in and brace yourselves, this is gonna be *wild*! 🤡