🚨💰 Y’all, it’s *official*—Figure just threw their hat in the IPO ring like it’s a digital blockchain wrestling match! 🤼‍♂️💥 That’s right, a *blockchain lender* 🤑 filed for a US IPO and we all know what that means... 🚀 STONKS UPPPP (and please, no one check my Robinhood account). In a world where people still seethe over crypto winter 🥶, Figure decided to say "hold my algorithm" as they reported a staggering 22.4% revenue bump YoY! That’s about $191 million in the bank, fam. 💸🔥 Talk about flipping the script—last year they dropped like my grades after finals 😂💀, reporting a loss of $13M. This year, they’re profiting $29M! 🔥 #BigBrainMoves Like, imagine the devs in the boardroom: "Guys, we did it! We made money on blockchain! Elon Musk will tweet about us next!" 🥳💻 (Spoiler alert: he won’t.) But fr fr, is this just a temporary pump-a-dump before the next crypto crash? Who knows! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe they’ll fall harder than my hopes of getting a PS5. 🔥 Prediction: Figure’s gonna pivot to being a "blockchain-based coffee lender" next. I can already see the NFT pics of lattes! ☕💩 #MemeChaos 💥💥💥 Share this before Figure’s profits go up in smoke!