🚨📱💰BREAKING NEWS: The iPad 2025 has officially RUN BACK under $300 at Amazon, and it’s here to give your wallet a hug (but also a big ol' “why did I wait so long?!”) 🤡💀 You’re looking at the 11th-gen Apple iPad (128GB, WiFi)—the entry-level champ coming in like: “I may not be the GOAT like my Pro and Air bros, but I’m still rock-solid like a pixelated brick!” 🧱🍏 Like, fr fr, this thing is the budget hero we didn’t know we needed. 👑 💸💸 #BarrelOfSavings: It's only $299! That's a spicy *sauce-tastic* $50 off! 🚀🔥 Can you even? Meanwhile, Apple’s mini is sitting there like: “Am I a joke to you?” as the iPad flexes its affordability. 😂 Insider leak alert! 🕵️‍♂️ A “developer” just texted me saying: “We make these for future kids to watch TikToks and do their homework, no cap.” 🤖📚💻 Pro tip: Buy two, so one can help the other *cope* with your poor financial choices while you binge-watch cat videos. 😽 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: Before 2025 is over, we'll have an iPad that can cook your breakfast—because why not? 🍳🌌 #Stonks #ThisIsFine