🎬💥 STOP SCROLLING, Y’ALL! Here’s how to unleash the Netflix beast with SECRET CODES 🍕🤯 (not gonna lie, they *could* be better than a full pizza on a Friday night). Say goodbye to that cringe "Are you still watching?" pop-up! 😩🔥 ✨DISRUPTION ALERT✨: Netflix may have gone from mailing DVDs 📬 to streaming dreams 💭, but their library is hiding more secrets than your grandma's sock drawer. All you gotta do is type a few magic codes and BOOM 💥—welcome to the VIP section, where ALL your guilty pleasures are waiting, including every single season of Doctor Who without paying extra! 😉 🙄🗣️ (Leaked convo with a Netflix dev) Dev: *silent sobbing* "I just want people to see all the great shows we have!" Me: "Bro, just let us in! We’re not here to see the cringe Netflix Originals only!" 😂 And let’s be real—remember when Netflix was the king of streaming? 🤴 Now? It’s just one “I’d rather watch paint dry” subscription after another. 💰🤑 Here’s the ultimate hot take: Netflix will be charging *per episode* soon, just like a vending machine! Grab your snacks while you can, fam. 🚀💀