🚨 STOP RIGHT THERE! 🚨 Are you tired of getting absolutely DEVOURED by mosquitoes while trying to show off your new *outdoor experience* on IG? 🦟📸 Look no further because your hero is here! Enter the **USB-C dual-action *Bug Zapper* accessory**! 💀💥 Imagine this: You're vibin' in nature 🌲, feeling like Bear Grylls, but instead of fighting off predators with pure grit, you’re clutching your phone like it’s the Holy Grail and using it to Jolt those pesky bug demons straight to the Underworld. 😈💨 *Incredible concept, right?* 🤔 No cap, this gadget is about to turn your outdoor horror show into a bug-slaying legend! 🔥 💬 A leaked convo from a top developer (or maybe an intern we bullied into speaking) claimed, "We really just wanted to make phones do… more. So why not zap bugs? 🤷‍♂️ #innovation 🤡" Now, before you say, "This is fine," here's the reality: you’ll never again need to choose between scrolling TikTok and swatting bugs! 🤳✨ So here’s my spicy hot take: if Apple and Google don’t jump on this collab faster than you can say “stonks,” you can expect to see an uprising of people just casually zapping insects while saving battery life. 🤖🚀 Hit ‘share’ before the mosquitoes get to you, fam! 😤✌️